imagineyouricon:

Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride

bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

1djustice:

are we just gonna ignore the fact that this happened in real life

lirrylirry:

the band fricken choreographed a dance tonight and its like the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while tbh

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

here’s to the 18+ directioners

onedirectioncutefacts:

hiszayn:

zeiyne:

LOUIs’ GREAT GRAND FATHER U’M SHITTING THE TITANIC

 #A FAMILY OF BARBIE DOLLS

oH MY GOD

hollywhood:

Rememeber when Rebecca Ferguson was signed to Modest and they worked her to the brink of exhaustion and when she basically collapsed backstage they gave her a coke and told her to keep performing?

That’s what this is going to be like.

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things