Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
are we just gonna ignore the fact that this happened in real life
the band fricken choreographed a dance tonight and its like the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while tbh
LOUIs’ GREAT GRAND FATHER U’M SHITTING THE TITANIC
oH MY GOD
Rememeber when Rebecca Ferguson was signed to Modest and they worked her to the brink of exhaustion and when she basically collapsed backstage they gave her a coke and told her to keep performing?
That’s what this is going to be like.
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things